Santa’s visits to home and events in Longmont and northern Colorado are scheduled by North Pole Marketing LLC. Please click HERE for information on how to sponsor a visit from Santa. NOTE: If you are not yet 18 years old, please ask a parent or adult family member to help you schedule Santa’s visit.
Elves LOVE Jokes
Elves have an unusual sense of humor. Fortunately, most people enjoy them. Here are a few of them.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? A: He was feeling crummy.
Q: What is red & white, red & white, red & white? A: Santa rolling down a hill!
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh? A: Santa playing in a revolving door!
Q: What goes oh, oh, oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards!
Q: I heard Santa actually has 10 reindeer. Is that true? A: You must mean… "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What is 36 feet with 18 horns? A: 9 reindeer
Q: What month has 28 days? A: All of them.
Q: Which hand does Santa use to stir his hot cocoa? A: Neither hand, he uses a spoon.
Q: What does Santa say to the reindeer at the end of the trip? A: Whoa!
Q: What is red and smells like green paint? A: Red paint, all paint smells alike.