Santa Claus at the North Pole

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Santa Claus at the North Pole

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by Elf Candice Cane
with help from Elf James and Elf Samantha.
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Elves LOVE Jokes

Elves have an unusual sense of humor.
Fortunately, most people enjoy them.
Here are a few of them.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
     A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
     A: He was feeling crummy.

Q: What is red & white, red & white, red & white?
     A: Santa rolling down a hill!

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
     A: Santa playing in a revolving door!

Q: What goes oh, oh, oh?
     A: Santa Claus walking backwards!

Q: I heard Santa actually has 10 reindeer. Is that true?
     A: You must mean…
           "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: What is 36 feet with 18 horns?
     A: 9 reindeer

Q: What month has 28 days?
     A: All of them.

Q: Which hand does Santa use to stir his hot cocoa?
     A: Neither hand, he uses a spoon.

Q: What does Santa say to the reindeer at the end of the trip?
     A: Whoa!

Q: What is red and smells like green paint?
     A: Red paint, all paint smells alike.

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