Elves & Children LOVE Jokes


Elves have an unusual sense of humor.
Fortunately, most people enjoy their jokes. Here are a few of them.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
     A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
     A: He was feeling crummy.

Q: What is red & white, red & white, red & white?
     A: Santa rolling down a hill!

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
     A: Santa playing in a revolving door!

Q: What goes oh, oh, oh?
     A: Santa Claus walking backwards!

Q: I heard Santa actually has 10 reindeer. Is that true?
     A: You must mean…
           "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: What is 36 feet with 18 horns?
     A: 9 reindeer

Q: What month has 28 days?
     A: All of them.

Q: Which hand does Santa use to stir his hot cocoa?
     A: Neither hand, he uses a spoon.

Q: What does Santa say to the reindeer at the end of the trip?
     A: Whoa!

Q: What is red and smells like green paint?
     A: Red paint, all paint smells alike.


Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
    A: In a snow bank.

Q: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a  knight in shining armor?
    A: One slays a dragon, and the other’s draggin’ a sleigh.

Q: What did one snowman ask the other snowman?
    A: Do you smell carrots?


Q: How long do a reindeer’s legs have to be?
    A: Long enough to touch the ground!

Q: What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
    A: Anything you want; he can't hear you!

Q: How does Christmas Day end?
    A: With the letter ‘Y’!

Q.  What is green, white, and red all over?
    A. A sunburned elf

Q: Why does Santa have so much trouble losing weight?

     A: He has an overactive knife and fork.

Q: Why didn't Rudolph get a good report card?

     A: Because he went down in History.