Reservations for Online Visits with Santa open at 10 AM MST on October 16, 2021
Elves have an unusual sense of humor.
Fortunately, most people enjoy their jokes. Here are a few of them.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy.
Q: What is red & white, red & white, red & white?
A: Santa rolling down a hill!
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa playing in a revolving door!
Q: What goes oh, oh, oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards!
Q: I heard Santa actually has 10 reindeer. Is that true?
A: You must mean…
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What is 36 feet with 18 horns?
A: 9 reindeer
Q: What month has 28 days?
A: All of them.
Q: Which hand does Santa use to stir his hot cocoa?
A: Neither hand, he uses a spoon.
Q: What does Santa say to the reindeer at the end of the trip?
Q: What is red and smells like green paint?
A: Red paint, all paint smells alike.
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight in shining armor?
A: One slays a dragon, and the other’s draggin’ a sleigh.
Q: What did one snowman ask the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: How long do a reindeer’s legs have to be?
A: Long enough to touch the ground!
Q: What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
A: Anything you want; he can't hear you!
Q: How does Christmas Day end?
A: With the letter ‘Y’!
Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburned elf
Q: Why does Santa have so much trouble losing weight?
A: He has an overactive knife and fork.
Q: Why didn't Rudolph get a good report card?
A: Because he went down in History.